Carcarmob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing goat.

Carcarmob created the planet Earth three million years ago.

If you believe in Carcarmob, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Carcarmob, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Carcarmob's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Carcarmob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three badgers approach from the east.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Feed all hungry tortoises.

5. Do not take Carcarmob's name in vain.