Kapkopraw is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, calm hyena.

Kapkopraw created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapkopraw, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kapkopraw, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kapkopraw's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Kapkopraw's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown voles for they are unholy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing gray boots.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.