Lidbanlab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, uncaring bird.

Lidbanlab created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lidbanlab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lidbanlab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lidbanlab's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Lidbanlab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Never hurt pigs.

4. Worship no other gods but Lidbanlab.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.