Gomspaggut is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying jellyfish.

Gomspaggut created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomspaggut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gomspaggut, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gomspaggut's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gomspaggut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven tapirs approach from the south.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Put Gomspaggut first in all things.