Yamhot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, loving human.

Yamhot created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamhot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yamhot, he will throw large rocks at you.

Yamhot's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yamhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix lemons with water.

2. Never feed peas to swans while wearing red tights.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Never leap in autumn.