Kabbenfig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, clever otter.

Kabbenfig created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabbenfig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kabbenfig, it will boil you in a big pot.

Kabbenfig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Kabbenfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Hide from orange moths for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Never write about chromosomes.