Tomguddossdon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong slug.

Tomguddossdon created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tomguddossdon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tomguddossdon, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Tomguddossdon's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tomguddossdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.