Flannigfar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, idiotic dove.

Flannigfar created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flannigfar, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flannigfar, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Flannigfar's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Flannigfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Never mention squirrels.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.