Quafrap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unfair cow.

Quafrap created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafrap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafrap, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Quafrap's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Quafrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.