Sagjanlipnat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unthoughtful swallow.

Sagjanlipnat created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sagjanlipnat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sagjanlipnat, she will torture you forever.

Sagjanlipnat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sagjanlipnat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Sagjanlipnat in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.