Stragtanhan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, deceitful gerbil.

Stragtanhan created light seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragtanhan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stragtanhan, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Stragtanhan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Stragtanhan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Stragtanhan.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Stragtanhan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.