Komdudtan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, grumpy coyote.

Komdudtan created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komdudtan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Komdudtan, it will come to you in dreams.

Komdudtan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Komdudtan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Komdudtan on top of all buildings.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Komdudtan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never sprint in the presence of snakes.