Hunbonkcum is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, loving fox.

Hunbonkcum created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Hunbonkcum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hunbonkcum, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hunbonkcum's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Hunbonkcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about pigs.