Davwipmat is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust fox.

Davwipmat created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Davwipmat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Davwipmat, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Davwipmat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Davwipmat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always take life seriously.