Xindamnurt is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, annoying spider.

Xindamnurt created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xindamnurt, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Xindamnurt, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Xindamnurt's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Xindamnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never jump near shrews.

5. Always wear magenta.