Budbasttun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fussy gerbil.

Budbasttun created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budbasttun, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Budbasttun, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Budbasttun's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Budbasttun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Budbasttun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Run away if three gulls approach from the south.

5. Never sit in the presence of eagles.