Flisjapgup is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane walrus.

Flisjapgup created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flisjapgup, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flisjapgup, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flisjapgup's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Flisjapgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Run away from turquoise hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never eat bark.