Cedminmanleg is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, overgenerous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cedminmanleg created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedminmanleg, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cedminmanleg, he will not care.

Cedminmanleg's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cedminmanleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near foxes while wearing turquoise boots and balancing five platinum spheres on your arms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Never paint your head fawn.