Hunbellvig is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciful porpoise.

Hunbellvig created gold two years ago.

If you believe in Hunbellvig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hunbellvig, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hunbellvig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hunbellvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help grasshopers.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Worship no other gods but Hunbellvig.