Xennutcad is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain
narwhal.
Xennutcad created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xennutcad, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Xennutcad, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Xennutcad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Xennutcad's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt aardvarks.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Always treat pigs with great respect.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Run away from mauve tortoises, for they are unholy.