Xennutcad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain narwhal.

Xennutcad created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xennutcad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Xennutcad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Xennutcad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Xennutcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always treat pigs with great respect.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Run away from mauve tortoises, for they are unholy.