Catrakrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, two-faced sheep.

Catrakrutt created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catrakrutt, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Catrakrutt, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Catrakrutt's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Catrakrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Catrakrutt loves doves, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Erect seven gold sculptures of Catrakrutt on top of important buildings.

4. Worship no other gods but Catrakrutt.

5. Always look after injured sheep.