Sagyattyoghug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet skunk.

Sagyattyoghug created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagyattyoghug, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sagyattyoghug, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sagyattyoghug's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sagyattyoghug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick birds.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Always help doves.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Sagyattyoghug on top of all buildings.
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