Sispingom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing bird.

Sispingom created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sispingom, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sispingom, she will laugh at you.

Sispingom's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sispingom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured doves.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away if three turtles approach from the west.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Learn five new languages a year.
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