Yattvonontnabyokbuscinben is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, uncaring snake.

Yattvonontnabyokbuscinben created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattvonontnabyokbuscinben, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yattvonontnabyokbuscinben, he will manifest in front of you.

Yattvonontnabyokbuscinben's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yattvonontnabyokbuscinben's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. You must pray to Yattvonontnabyokbuscinben seven times a day.