Pitbimsit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing camel.

Pitbimsit created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitbimsit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitbimsit, she will ignore you.

Pitbimsit's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Pitbimsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to tapirs while wearing gray ear rings.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near whales while wearing pink hats and balancing five tin spheres on your neck.

5. Retreat if three ducks approach from the north.