Nulcadnur is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, egotistical rat.

Nulcadnur created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulcadnur, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nulcadnur, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nulcadnur's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Nulcadnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must pray to Nulcadnur five times a day.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.