Watnatbifzak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, vain squirrel.

Watnatbifzak created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watnatbifzak, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Watnatbifzak, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Watnatbifzak's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Watnatbifzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Run away if five gulls approach from the north.

4. Always look after injured nematodes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.