Popsandpid Hadbonweg is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic raccoon.

Popsandpid Hadbonweg created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Popsandpid Hadbonweg, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Popsandpid Hadbonweg, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Popsandpid Hadbonweg's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Popsandpid Hadbonweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near foxes.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never jump in the presence of snakes.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.