Badtafwab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, charitable ferret.

Badtafwab created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badtafwab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Badtafwab, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Badtafwab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Badtafwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about black holes.