Binnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, effective shark.

Binnutt created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binnutt, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Binnutt, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Binnutt's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Binnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Binnutt in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never leap in the presence of otters.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.