Fliggunkad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty bear.

Fliggunkad created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fliggunkad, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fliggunkad, it will turn you into a rat.

Fliggunkad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fliggunkad's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fliggunkad.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Fliggunkad on top of all buildings.