Cunciptetti is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome weasel.

Cunciptetti created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cunciptetti, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cunciptetti, it will turn you into a plant.

Cunciptetti's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Cunciptetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Cunciptetti in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never sprint near seals.

4. Never talk about spacetime near frogs while wearing orange scarves and balancing five titanium spheres on your hands.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.