Vildanbapyaktongepmotcab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable lobster.

Vildanbapyaktongepmotcab created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vildanbapyaktongepmotcab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vildanbapyaktongepmotcab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Vildanbapyaktongepmotcab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Vildanbapyaktongepmotcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. You must love Vildanbapyaktongepmotcab.