Sabrakgof is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, blissful fly.

Sabrakgof created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabrakgof, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sabrakgof, it will send minions to preach to you.

Sabrakgof's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sabrakgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Worship no other gods but Sabrakgof.

3. You must love Sabrakgof.

4. Never feed lots of grapes to bats while wearing gray tights.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.