Latkombet is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, blissful pigeon.

Latkombet created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latkombet, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Latkombet, he will destroy your home planet.

Latkombet's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Latkombet's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not take Latkombet's name in vain.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.