Podzagwod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful duck.

Podzagwod created the planet Mars eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podzagwod, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Podzagwod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Podzagwod's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Podzagwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat green fruit.