Manflanlog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, annoying penguin.

Manflanlog created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Manflanlog, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Manflanlog, he will come to you in dreams.

Manflanlog's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Manflanlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Erect five carbon sculptures of Manflanlog on top of important buildings.

3. Never skip near dolphins.

4. Do not kill horses.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.