Damyamtip is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fussy fish.

Damyamtip created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Damyamtip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Damyamtip, she will turn you into a worm.

Damyamtip's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Damyamtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never paint your hands mauve.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.