Larprullarp is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, idiotic yak.

Larprullarp created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larprullarp, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larprullarp, he will turn you into a plant.

Larprullarp's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Larprullarp's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three mites approach from the north.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide from violet birds for they are unholy.