Dutkapflabsand is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, quiet shark.

Dutkapflabsand created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Dutkapflabsand, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dutkapflabsand, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dutkapflabsand's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dutkapflabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not keep eight dogs in a large pit.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Hide from red geese for they are unholy.