Cabgummip is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish lizard.

Cabgummip created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Cabgummip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cabgummip, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cabgummip's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Cabgummip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.