Zanranwot is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, ruthless frog.

Zanranwot created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanranwot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zanranwot, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Zanranwot's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Zanranwot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must pray to Zanranwot eight times a day.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.