Tabcadrut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, boastful jellyfish.

Tabcadrut created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tabcadrut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tabcadrut, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tabcadrut's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tabcadrut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must love Tabcadrut.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.