Yokgomdan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, vain rhinoceros.

Yokgomdan created the planet Earth three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokgomdan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yokgomdan, it will strike you with lightening.

Yokgomdan's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Yokgomdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yokgomdan's name in vain.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Yokgomdan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Put Yokgomdan first in all things.

5. Always help sick seals.