Gonloopnutxemnilldit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring goat.

Gonloopnutxemnilldit created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonloopnutxemnilldit, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gonloopnutxemnilldit, he will not care at all.

Gonloopnutxemnilldit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gonloopnutxemnilldit's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.