Vidjigdav is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, all-powerful weasel.

Vidjigdav created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidjigdav, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vidjigdav, she will strike you with lightening.

Vidjigdav's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Vidjigdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away from green birds, for they are unholy.

4. Retreat if three cats approach from the east.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.