Yim is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive hummingbird.

Yim created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yim, he will send you a sign.

Yim's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.