Saglandubtad is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, humorless chinchilla.

Saglandubtad created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saglandubtad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Saglandubtad, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Saglandubtad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Saglandubtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help great tits.