Mandobgepsognurlsis is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, tranquil chinchilla.

Mandobgepsognurlsis created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Mandobgepsognurlsis, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mandobgepsognurlsis, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Mandobgepsognurlsis' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Mandobgepsognurlsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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