Mitbugfitceb is a god.

It takes the form of a small, confident aardvark.

Mitbugfitceb created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitbugfitceb, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mitbugfitceb, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mitbugfitceb's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mitbugfitceb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Mitbugfitceb in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not hurt mites.
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