Cidrutben is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful crane.

Cidrutben created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Cidrutben, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cidrutben, it will ignore you.

Cidrutben's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cidrutben's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Run away if nine tapirs approach from the south.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about ducks.